Sky Diving jokes

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.