Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
