Skull jokes

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.