What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
