Sidekick Jokes

Orphan

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Batman

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Batman

    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car.