Sidekick jokes

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.