Sidekick jokes

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!