Sidekick jokes

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well, he’s all right now!

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.