Sidekick jokes

Batman

  • What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car.

    Orphan

  • A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

    A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

    The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

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  • Fight

  • When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

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