Sidekick jokes

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.