Sidekick jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Sister.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.