Shut down jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.

Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"