Shutdown

Shutdown Jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.