Shutdown

Shutdown Jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring