Shutdown

Shutdown jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Noise

    What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

    Windows shutting down.

    Death

    Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

    Phone

    My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

    He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

    Woman

    I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

    President

    Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

    Word

    Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

    Atm

    I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

    Word

    What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

    Computer

    So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.