Shutdown jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Community talk
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
⚠ Announcement ⚠ Verbal shutdowns Verbal shutdowns can look different for different people, and mine can range a lot depending on how overwhelmed I am. I have 5 ranges. 1- I can talk a little bit, but not much; I just go very quiet. 2-I can't talk, but I can type, or use emojis, or nod/shake my head. 3-I can't talk, but I can use emojis, a few typed words, or typed song lyrics. 4-I can't talk, but I can only use e… Read more
yay anoher fucking verbal shutdown :/