Shutdown jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Rust in peace.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.