Short pause jokes

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.