Shingles jokes
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!