Shelby jokes

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

Who is better than Alabama?

CLEMSON TIGERS!

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.