Shelby jokes

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?

The Inbredibles.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.