what do you call sex. making cake
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
My mother said I'm sexy I said no I have cancer
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
I put the sexy in dyslexia
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
What's the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.