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8 years ago

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

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    1 year ago

    Like if you can relate

    A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.
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    3 years ago

    The glasses tho...

    A two-panel image shows a chihuahua looking up with wide eyes and a text that reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???". In the lower panel, a black dog is sitting at a sewing machine wearing glasses and looking very serious.
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