Serenade jokes

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.

I said, "Maybe."

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.