Serenade jokes

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.

I said, "Maybe."

How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."