Sensei

Sensei jokes

Reference

  • Boss: Can I do a reference check?

    Me: I don’t have a...

    *sensei appears*

    Me: oh no

    Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

    Boss: What's kiz...

    Sensei:😈

    Me: Oh no, here we go.

    Sensei: Kizma AS-

    Ligma

  • Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

    Sensei: What is that?

    Me: Saw con deez nu...

    Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

    Me: What’s ligm...

    Sensei: 😈

    Me: no no no no

    Sensei: Ligma ba...

    Face

  • Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

    Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

    Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!