Senior Citizen jokes
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
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People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
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What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?