Senior Citizen jokes

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.