Senior Citizen jokes

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.