Senior Citizen jokes
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?