Self-love jokes

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I love myself.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."