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    • (Mis spelled) y'alls

    i got sore cause i was tired

    i gewt sore when tired

    i rippped my claws off

    ima buy nail sets with charms nd clues n be stacked up on claws

    i have a question

    should i go back to western?

    I don’t think it’s a good idea. I don’t think they would let you, and even if they did I think you would have a hard time because of the reputation you made

    nd they said i can come back next yr lol

    im in the sghower rn so erm

    should i get fake nails or nailgel

    so get premade or make then myself

    i have money and im gonna spend it cause im bad at saving

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    GIVE ME THAT

    I NEED IT IN WHEN I TURN 16

    to pay for myaelsf

    to go with mal to cedar point

    im not kidding.

    shes paying for herslef im paying for myself

    i dont knwo whay i wanna but

    if i sepdn all my money

    i wont have any money

    no i dont want that

    i wanna be rich

    and have infant money

    give me all your money

    this is a robbery

    i wanna sepnd money on ali express cause its cheaper but it takes so long to arrive but i want it now

    but dont ever tell me to save money

    esp cause its a visa gift car

    its not cash

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    your so diffrent than before

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    LET ME BE EMO

    my brother jsut called me a woman licket

    its fine i not emo.

    im turning into a hello kitty girl <3

    stop making fun of me

    noo im not being fr

    im gonna call someone

    my brother is being extremly racist rn

    i can still text lol

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    rkej gnwernj

    im bad at spending moeny

    i wish i got like 3453245$ instead

    i love moeny

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    what did you say?

    “Floof” and a picture of my hair being long and fluffy before I cut it a few months ago

    dose mean girls count as a chirstmas movie?

    tcuz that one sene

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    its really bad lighting

    but i def dont hate it

    I don’t know. I was really sad earlier and being sad makes my stomach hurt really bad.

    oh i feel that

    why were you sad? are you okay now

    my neck and back rlly hruts

    weve had this covnerstaion

    you made me drink water

    should i get pencils or pens

    should i buy a bucnh of bracelets

    IM BEING BOSSES AROUND HELP

    BY A MEANIE KABINE

    MAKING ME TAKING CARE OF MESELF

    CAUSE MEAIE BUFF FACE

    bhuqernjitr]

    MEANIEEEEEEE BUTT FACE

    giving me the hundred dolalr bills you showed me

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    DONT CALL ME TAHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

    WE TALEKD ABOUT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss'

    im being bulled

    my freiond hates me

    he dsoent wanna buy something with my moeny

    and match stuff with me

    cause hes hating on me

    cause hes a meanie

    "just buy soemthing i alreadly have"

    its not the same

    i wanna match something with you :<

    hes just a meanie

    hes reading this

    im sharing my screen :p

    your suppoused to say

    hes a meanie

    hes bullying me.

    IN KNOW RIGHT

    i was gonna buy us like cute matching stuffed animals or soemthing

    and match with them

    but he hates me

    i know right

    and he just hates me

    he dsoent wanna match sutff and be all cutesie with me

    he dsoent want me to hug a stuffed animal and think of him cause hes a dick

    do you think i should settle and buy soemthing he already has?

    so we can match

    because he has no stuffed animals

    i know right

    he shouldve known years ago

    that he was gonna meet a girl

    who likes stuffed animals

    and he shouldve been saving up

    WAIT JAMESON

    I HAVE AN IDEA

    TELL ME IF ITS GOOD

    I LET HIM CHOOSE A STUFFED ANIMAL AND I BUY IT

    AND THAT WAY I CAN HUG IT AND THINK OF HIM CAUSE HE CHOOSE IT

    so will that work

    i uh lost my card

    wait its in my pocket

    okay he js act made me mad.

    cause i told him at some point in life he would have to meet mal and cosmo.

    and he said he wasnt going to

    and now hes not replying to me.

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    ive known him for a while and

    hes never been shy.

    he said he just "dosent do group chats"

    he said its fine as long as its text

    he just donset like meeting new people

    okay now hes making me happy

    i hope he chooses something good for me ^^

    what the fuck is a blahja

    isnt that the indian hat robe thingy

    omg you are a fucking femboy

    he said fucq no

    my back hurts so much

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    broo im sorry

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    gbhnjmk,l.;'

    hes chosing one for me right

    should i let him comepleyelty decide or should i drop in my opionion

    because i want to feel like its his choice

    and i dont really wanna have input because i wanna think about him not like i got it by myself

    K!ttyy

    should i let him comepleyelty decide or should i drop in my opionion

    Let him surprise you!

    i found two that i love

    but i want it to be his choice not mine

    i really wanted him to choose this

    but he didnt so its fine

    but look how soft and cute that it

    hes scared to get seomthing i wont like

    but whtever he chooses he will love me

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    okay, thats cool, and i dont mean to be rude when i say this like at all

    but please delete that

    picutres of food makes me feel nascous

    like any food in genral

    you dindt know!

    HE CHOOSE THISSSS

    the hello kitty oneee

    it wont work.

    because i wont get it before i leave my moms house

    yeah its okay

    i jsut wasted 8.80$ for a few days till temu gives it bacl

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    what i didt see

    we decied against hello kitty case were doing amaon

    and amazon has nothing good for that

    GUESUEEHUSEHSUG WAHT GUESS WAHT

    he choose a bunny thats pink with really big floppy ears that you can custimize

    what should i put on the ear

    text goes there

    yes it is a bunny good idea

    good observation

    hes giving me a nickname to put on the bunny i think

    i think its expensive to custimize

    he cant come up with a nickname he bad

    he caem up with inaprapite nicnames

    i dont think i have enough

    im sepnding the last of my money on this before my refund comes back but its worth it

    i dont have enough before my refund

    so im gonna buy a name necklace and a small stuffed animal

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    wit his name beforehand

    should i get a ring with his inital or should i get a necklace with a nickname

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    we arent its okay

    he was joking dw

    so i think ima act get a ring cause he cant come up with a nickname

    yeah i do, but can you please help me find a ring with an inital and maybe a ingraving on it for words, on amazong, for like 9.99$, cause im broke asf, but if not thats ok

    nvm i found one

    https://www.amazon.com/CIOMY-Initial-Sterling-Adjustable-Stackable/dp/B0D9Q83398/ref=pd_sim_hxwPM1_sspa_dk_detail_d_sccl_3_6/132-0327407-0825778?pd_rd_w=uiGtL&content-id=amzn1.sym.3a852a98-d65f-4301-9bd0-9b589b14d1ef&pf_rd_p=3a852a98-d65f-4301-9bd0-9b589b14d1ef&pf_rd_r=V8SGMRWHKQZBNKZRJEQ7&pd_rd_wg=8pOR4&pd_rd_r=2a2812bf-957a-49fa-8253-33c5aa5e14c0&pd_rd_i=B0D9Q7DTJD&th=1

    i accidnelt used my moms card

    i need to fix this asasp fucckkk

    OMG I DINDT FUCKIG

    jameson im really scared

    because i really like him and im scared its gonna end bad like everyone else.

    and i really wanna someday have a future with him, like lead into that. but i dont know exactly how he feels.

    and i just dont wanna come out hurt again.

    no he seems perfect

    it scares me

    that one day he will find someone preiiter or better in genral in better

    not up to me.

    You need sleep.

    You’ve become a very kind, adorable girl and I want to be here for you if you’re feeling stressed about this guy. Ok?

    Shitpost master-general

    You’ve become a very kind, adorable girl and I want to be here for you if you’re feeling stressed about this guy. Ok?

    ill be okay for today

    huh about what?

    Shitpost master-general

    Why are you calling me ma’am?

    Fr, we should just call him mommy

    K!ttyy

    huh about what?

    "You’ve become a very kind, adorable girl and I want to be here for you if you’re feeling stressed about this guy. Ok?"

    uhm.................

    Another New Blach

    "You’ve become a very kind, adorable girl and I want to be here for you if you’re feeling stressed about this guy. Ok?"

    thak you

    Shitpost master-general

    Blach pwease debunk this for me

    Hmmmmm

    Shitpost master-general

    Blach pwease debunk this for me

    What do you want me to debunk about it?

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    "what if someone has a preitter face than me" -C "Impossible"-J

    Shitpost master-general

    r/furryvore

    I don't think I can see that because of the Gooning ban

    K!ttyy

    yes

    So did everyone get some nice stuff for Christmas?

    hello kitty stuff

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general
    Another New Blach

    So did everyone get some nice stuff for Christmas?

    What’d you get blach?

    Shitpost master-general

    Good girls say please. lol

    kjdfgnj

    Shitpost master-general

    What’d you get blach?

    Not much, a few video games and a book on law

    im on call rn

    not up to me😭

    twin i dot own you.

    i dont own you, sleep when you want.

    Another New Blach

    Bet, nut I don't have Spotify

    Here’s the YouTube version. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TuzfMR-7v1I

    Another New Blach

    I think you should own me

    uh.

    i am NOT the one to be dominat.

    Shitpost master-general

    Here’s the YouTube version. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TuzfMR-7v1I

    Bet

    Shitpost master-general

    Exactly we need dominance

    Yeah like the Soviet Union

    go to your gf

    Shitpost master-general

    No way blach has a gf

    Dude I've been going out with a goth girl since like June bro

    h shit lemme tap

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    Shitpost master-general

    May I go to bed pwease ma’am?

    Isn't like 4 for you guys

    Another New Blach

    Isn't like 4 for you guys

    5:22 in the morning. Been up since 8:00

    Shitpost master-general

    5:22 in the morning. Been up since 8:00

    Jesus

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    twin its nothing bad

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    your ass dindt understand the hints.

    Comment deleted by Shitpost master-general

    i hate you.'

    you had me at the end anyways

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    it means i was i was bascially done when i said this

    Shitpost master-general

    Do I have permission to go to bed yet ma’am?

    How does that relate to this?

    im sad cause he dsoent wanna watch a movie with me

    like he hasnt at all

    i just wanna fall alseep on call while streaming a movie

    i love watching movies with peopel

    thank you lol

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    i jeeo stzarting to fasll asleep listneing to his vice

    hes telling me to put the chreombook don ti fall asleep

    and said its defiently time for me to go to sleep but im not tirfed

    un nit tured'

    guuuuuuuuuub

    urs 5 an u tgubk]

    *its 5 am I think

    I got a fucking pitbull terrier for Christmas 😃

    Yep it’s 5am for me I been up all night

    ijm not tirrd

    he sid yeah chalrie its time to hut thr hay

    Yes she’s black like me 🙂‍↕️✊

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    if he mask emde goon one mroe time im gonna fallla selep

    YES YUO TO KAYLA COOKIES

    i love you /,33

    Anyways I needa get some sleep cause I got a busy day today :) bye may stay safe and don’t do nothing to yourself love. I love you sm 💕

    i love you tooo

    cyuuuuuunn bavck js,mdson

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    that ws your naem

    noooooooooooooooooooo

    i takinf to soeeeeeenone

    caue u i wide sawaeeee

    i dint wan s goion

    kb wknt lerdk n

    hds getting akarnm

    sorry babes i passed the fuck out

    Patient Sawfish