Self-discovery jokes

I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.