Seat Belt jokes
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.