Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
