Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Sculpture Jokes
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
