Score jokes

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Touch Down.