Say Hey Kid jokes

What did a fat cow give you?

Homework.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)