A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
why is it so punny when sans tells a joke in the evening?because a SANSET is happening.
Sans:What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
Sans:ha ha ha ha!!
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
