Sammy jokes
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 馃槅
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn鈥檛 notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that鈥檚 not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.