Sammy jokes

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

like if you know someone that is emo.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"