Sammy jokes
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 馃槅
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn鈥檛 notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that鈥檚 not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!