Salt water jokes
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.