Salt water jokes
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!