Salt water jokes
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.