Salt water jokes

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What is the opposite of salt water?

Pepper water.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.