Safe Sex

Safe Sex Jokes

πŸ€” ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe πŸ™ sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)

Why did two πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ dumb πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders πŸ„ because they wanted the πŸ„ cow to practice safe sex