Safe Sex jokes

Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

A condom!

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"