Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Safe Sex Jokes
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
