Rural lifestyle jokes
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.