Rubbish jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Most of the jokes are trash.