Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

I wank over Rose Watson.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.