Rollercoasters jokes

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?

A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?

You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.