Rollercoasters jokes

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?

A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.