1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Nasa = Not Africa North America.that what nasa stands for
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
