I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
Rock paper lesbians.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
student: what's the best thing in the world teacher: i don't know what student: hard rock cock
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
