Hi, I am Bill.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
student: what's the best thing in the world teacher: i don't know what student: hard rock cock
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
