Rock jokes
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
DEEZ NUTS!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Hi, I am Bill.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.