Rock jokes
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
DEEZ NUTS!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Hi, I am Bill.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.