Rock Band jokes

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.