Rock Music jokes

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

Let's rock and roll!

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

rocked (DYM 136)

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."