Rock Music jokes

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.