Rock Music jokes

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.