Risk assessment jokes

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.