Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
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My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
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What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!
what do you call a retarded duck
fuck duck and lick my balls
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
so three retards walk in too a class room... Sike it was the garbage They mistaked it for there class room.
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant
what do you call people that make retarded jokes
you
What's the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
What do you call a retard?
Kahin
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
