Rengoku jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?

A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.