Rengoku jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.