Red Sea jokes

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.