Red Sea jokes

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

The Arabian Sea is in which state?

Liquid.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.