Red Planet jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Water was found on Mars.

Mars: 1 Africa: 0

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.