
Red Planet jokes
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.