Red Pen jokes

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood.

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.