Raisin kids jokes
Why did Ms. Grapes 馃崌 want to marry Mr. Grapes 馃崌?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why wouldn鈥檛 Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 馃崌 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
What do grapes 馃崌 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don鈥檛 use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that鈥檚 why the ones I made taste kind of funny...