Raisin kids jokes
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."