Quadrillion jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.