
Pus jokes
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.