Pus jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.