Pus jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more