Purrfect Jokes

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

Can I tell you a cat joke?

Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.