Puma nent poker face jokes

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

Putin's Brain:

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.