Puma nent poker face jokes

Cheetah

    • This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

    All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

    Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

    Poker

    • Why do lions always lose at poker?

    Because they always play against cheetahs.

    Puma

    • What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

    Them: Puma

    “Puma balls in yo mouth.”