Processed food jokes

I like Cheetos.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Like if you love food!

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?