Preorder jokes

Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What is a difference between a tree and...

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.